“Hello, you sick twisted freak.”

“Hello, boys. How are you all? I just love boys. […] Hello. Are you here alone? Who are you with? …A woman? At my show? …We'll make believe. It's theatre.”

“Hello you little charmers… We're The Smiths…”

“You are one freaking awesome baboon.”

“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”

“You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!”

“Hello, sun in my face. Hello you who made the morning and spread it over the fields… Watch, now, how I start the day in happiness, in kindness.”

“Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
Hello, I know that you're unhappy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding….”

“HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.”

“You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers.”