“Do you do those secret farts at the supermarket. Quickly piss off to another aisle.”

“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.”

“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.”

“What else can I do to piss you off? (Acheron)
You can leave me. (Tory)
I would never do that, Tory. No one can live without their heart and that’s what you are to me. (Acheron)”

“"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?"
"Because only Jace can piss someone off that much."”

“Can you die of being pissed off?”

“When do these three days expire?"
"That's what pisses me off. I don't know. He was annoyingly vague."
"The nerve. Threatening you and not being precise about it.”

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”

“[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away. ] What? do you run for fun?”

“You know what the secret is? It's so simple. We love one another. We're nice to one another. Do you know how rare that is? - Carmen”