“A lack of desire to spend money becomes a symptom of disease that requires expensive medication. Which medication then destroys the libido, in other words destroys the appetite for the one pleasure in life that's free, which means the person has to spend even more money on compensatory pleasures. The very definition of mental 'health' is the ability to participate in the consumer economy. When you buy into therapy, you're buying into buying.”

“Money does not buy you happiness, but lack of money certainly buys you misery.”

“This is my chance to help this lady put some money in her pocket. Let me explain how the economy works. When you spend money to buy food it helps this lady's business. It makes it more likely somebody is going to find work. So instead of asking questions, answer mine: are you going to buy some food?”

“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.”

“Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.”

“Whoever said money can't buy happiness wasn't spending it helping people who needed it.”

“You won’t let me buy any clothes. Now you won’t let me buy a road map, either!
I need to spend some money or I’m going to go crazy!”

“Money can't buy you life”

“Money follows art. Money wants what it can't buy. Class and talent. And remember while there's a talent for making money, it takes real talent to know how to spend it.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”