“the octopus's secret wish
is not to be a formal fish
he dreams that some time he may grow
another set of legs or so
and be a broadway music show”

“Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.

And that was only because he was laughing so hard.”

“I shall stay him no longer than to wish him a rainy evening to read this following discourse; and that if he be an honest angler, the east wind may never blow when he goes a-fishing.”

“A man may write at any time, if he will set himself doggedly.”

“The secret of a long marriage is shaving your legs every day... because it shows you still care.”

“I wonder if, in the dark night of the sea, the octopus dreams of me.”

“508. He that tells a secret is another's servant.”

“I'm only wishing to go a-fishing;
For this the month of May was made.”

“Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.”