“The only time I'll get good reviews is if I kill myself.”

— Edward Albee

As quoted in a review of "The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? in Broadway Yearbook 2001-2002 (2003) by Steven Suskin, p. 195

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American playwright 1928–2016

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