“You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"”

—  Daniel Tosh

Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh (2003)

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American stand-up comedian 1975

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