“It is often said that a monkey could run an index fund. Nothing could be further fro the truth. Precisely tracking an index requires a very high degree of market savvy, discipline and nerve.”

Source: The Four Pillars of Investing (2002), Chapter 13, Defining Your Mix, p. 246.

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