“[to camera] Excuse me for just a second. [walks off-camera, to studio audience] Shut up!”

— Craig Ferguson

2009-05-15 broadcast
The audience had collectively went "Aw…", expressing disappointment.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

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