“Cured yesterday of my disease,
I died last night of my physician.”
Matthew Prior (1664–1721) British diplomat, poet
The Remedy Worse than the Disease (1714).
Fiction, The Crawling Chaos (1921)
“Cured yesterday of my disease,
I died last night of my physician.”
Matthew Prior (1664–1721) British diplomat, poet
The Remedy Worse than the Disease (1714).
Albrecht Thaer (1752–1828) German agronomist and an avid supporter of the humus theory for plant nutrition
My Life and Confessions, for Philippine, 1786
Stephen D. Parkes (1965) roman-catholic clergyman
The head of the Diocese of St. Petersburg will help install his brother as bishop in Savannah https://www.tampabay.com/news/st-petersburg/2020/08/29/two-brothers-two-bishops-the-head-of-the-diocese-of-st-petersburg-will-help-install-his-brother-as-bishop-in-savannah/ (August 29, 2020)
Laurence Clarkson (1615–1667) English theologian
A Single Eye, All Light, No Darkness; or Light and Darkness One (1650)
“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Variant: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8
The Mother (1878–1973) spiritual collaborator of Sri Aurobindo
When she left Pondicherry on 22 February 1915, when her husband was called home [France] to join the French Reserve Army, quoted in "Diary notes and Meeting with Sri Aurobindo", Sri Aurobindo Circle, Issue 33 by Aurobindo Ghose (1977) http://books.google.co.in/books?id=bcPWAAAAMAAJ, p. 84
Gideon Defoe (1975) British writer
Source: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists
“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”
Rodney Dangerfield (1921–2004) American actor and comedian
Actually originated with Henny Youngman.. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself. <br class="br">Source: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf