“Engvall is in an office elevator going up.
friend: Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?
Engvall: No, these go side to side. The up ones are down the hall. (to audience) HE WALKED AWAY!”

— Bill Engvall

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“Engvall is in an office elevator going up.friend: Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?Engvall: No, these go side to side. The up ones are down the hall. (to audience) HE WALKED AWAY!”

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“Engvall is in an office elevator going up.
friend: Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?
Engvall: No, these go side to side. The up ones are down the hall. (to audience) HE WALKED AWAY!”