“When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?”

“Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.”

“Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female — whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male.”

“It makes a lot of sense to me. She seems to me like a Jewish woman, the way she thinks and behaves.”

“The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.”

“(Camille Keaton) was very nice, but I remember, when we talked to each other, she behaved like a verginella, a little virgin, you know, always avoiding sex in conversation. She did sex movies, you say?”

“But it would be enough that, when riding beasts, they behave like men and not like beasts.”

“Georgie doesn't like babies do you Georgie? Some days, Georgie, I think you behave like a bloke.”

“If you are an ignorant man, you are acting wisely; but if you have had any education, you are behaving like a fool.”

“To be mortal is the most basic human experience, and yet man has never been able to accept it, grasp it, and behave accordingly. Man doesn't know how to be mortal. And when he dies, he doesn't even know how to be dead.”