“What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?”
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Denis Norden 4
British comedy scriptwriter and television presenter 1922–2018Related quotes

“What is this "mac and cheese"? Is that a black thing?”
Is that a black thing? 2011-11-23 The 700 Club Television CBN, quoted in * 2011-11-23 Quoted: Pat Robertson on Condi Rice’s mysterious Thanksgiving dish The Reliable Source Washington Post http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/quoted-pat-robertson-on-condi-rices-mysterious-thanksgiving-dish/2011/11/23/gIQAT9o0oN_blog.html after an interview segment where guest Condoleezza Rice named it as her favorite Thanksgiving dish

“What a friend we have in cheeses.”
Referring to New Zealand's lucrative dairy export industry.
Source: New Zealand Wit & Wisdom (1998), p. 155.
Source: Myths of Composite Culture and Equality of Religions (1990), p. 24

“What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?”

The Welsh Harp
More Nursery Rhymes of London Town (1917)
Harper of the Stones (1986).
Context: Again he struck the harp and began the jig. But this time it was such music as never came from a harp. It was the wildest, strangest music you ever heard, full of the sound of birds and the cries of animals and the wind and the rain, and the thunder and the lightning, and the dashing of huge waves against the shores of a great cold ocean that was formed from ice that had made its way slowly down from Ultima Thule. It was the sound of a world before mankind. It was the sound of the great merriment God must have known during the long days of Creation.