“We discovered at one point that the brick wall of the pillar would hold up a sock pretty well. This led to sorting socks by putting them on the wall, which in turn led to mosaics built entirely of socks. Mission drift is a hazard in all pursuits, including doing the laundry.”

“To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.”

“It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.”

“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”

“His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.”

“Never run in the rain with your socks on.”

“I box in yellow Gox box socks.”

“It's hard enough for a person to keep their own socks pulled up, let alone someone else's.”

“You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.”

“Got more soul (sole) than a sock with a hole.”