“If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.”

“When it rains, you put up an umbrella. That is the secret of success in business and management.”

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“Who needs an umbrella in the rain?" she said, and stepped into the car.”

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”

“Times change so quickly that if you and I don't keep up with the times, we'll find ourselves with an umbrella in our hand, over our head, when the sun is out. Or we'll find ourselves standing in the rain, with the umbrella inside the door.”

“Armed? Well, yes; I am. I have a dressing bag, a portfolio and an umbrella. I don't believe I could do much damage with these. Do I look like a Carrie Nation to you?”

“Do you know why the Indian rain dances always worked? Because the Indians would keep dancing until it rained.”

“Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.”

“My dad hates umbrellas,” said Deeba, swinging her own. “When it rains he always says the same thing. ‘I do not believe the presence of moisture in the air is sufficient reason to overturn society’s usual sensible taboo against wielding spiked clubs at eye level.’”