“Well, no offense:
Thar ain't no sense
In gittin' riled.”

“Look at the children, bloomin' excited,
Ain't it grand to be bloomin' well dead!
Look at the neighbours, bloomin' delighted,
Ain't it grand to be bloomin' well dead!”

“It ain't justice, Richard, but politics, and like all politics it ain't pretty, but well done it can work wonders.”

“A man ain't nothing but a man. But a son? Well, now, that's somebody.”

“A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation.”

“You think it's so great to die and make everyone cry and carry on. Well it ain't.”

“The well understood equity as well as interest of society demand that we work on much more to prevent crime and offenses than to punish them.”

“Oh no well I / been there before / and I ain't a comin back around / there no more / no I'm not”

“Well, June is, uh, National Dairy Month, and I'll be milking Deirdre later… Ain't that right baby.”

“You say your life's a bum deal 'n yer up against the wall. Well, people, you ain't even got no deal at all. 'Cause what they do in Washington. They just takes care of Number One. An' Number One ain't you. You ain't even Number Two!”