“I'm as close to retarded as you can get and still live alone, I'll admit that. If there was an island for retarded people, I would be their king. They would be like "he can cut his own meat, he will lead us!"”

—  Mitch Fatel

Fired from Dennys
Miniskirts & Muffins (2004)

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