“He that hath eaten a bear-pie, will always smell of the garden.”

“2033. He talks in the Bear-Garden Tongue.”

“He's as great a master of ill language as ever was bred at a Bear-Garden.”

“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.”

“This is brave Bear-Garden language!”

“History is direction—but Nature is extension—ergo, everyone gets eaten by a bear.”

“Cheer the bull, or cheer the bear; cheer both, and you will be trampled and eaten.”

“Would I be as strong as that once I did that thing Christophe was talking about? Blooming? Would I smell like a bakery item? Or was that just him? Did he use pie filling for cologne?”

“You are the sum total of everything you've seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot- it's all right there.”

“On the independence of irrelevant alternatives: Morgenbesser, ordering dessert, is told by the waitress that he can choose between apple pie and blueberry pie. He orders the apple pie. Shortly thereafter, the waitress comes back and says that cherry pie is also an option; Morgenbesser says "In that case I'll have the blueberry pie."”