“If you think it’s easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you’ve probably never tried.”
"Menus: Spicy Fried Calamari", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
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“I think ur a contra,
And I think that you’ve lied.
Don’t call me a contra
Till you’ve tried.”
Song I Think Ur A Contra
“If I made a joke about just dropping in, would you write me off as a cliche?”
Jace to Clary, pg. 338
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)
“I'd probably be a 'Do you want fries with that?' person, because I have nowhere else to go!”
On what she would probably do if she weren't performing.
From the documentary Britney's Redneck Roots. Quote from The Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,5264115-103689,00.html, unidentified issue.
“People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a baseball.”
As quoted in "Sandy Began Slowly and Then Got Worse; At Tired Arm Stage" by Charles Maher, in The Los Angeles Times (April 14, 1966)
“It’s not easy to write a poem about a poem.”
“Is It Possible to Write a Poem?,” p. 111
The Sun Watches the Sun (1999), Sequence: “Is It Possible to Write a Poem”
“Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.”
Attributed to Ben-Gurion in A Call to Action : The Handbook to Unite and Ignite America's Betrayed and Imperiled Public (2004) by A. T. Theodore, p. 6, but earlier published as a saying of unknown authorship in Uncommon Sense : The World's Fullest Compendium of Wisdom (1987) by Joseph Telushkin, p. 204
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