“Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

“You opened your eyes -I saw my darkness live. I see through it down to the bed; there too it is mine and lives.”

“Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

“Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz… chicken?!”

“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”

“This love was big enough for the both of us.
This love of yours was big enough to be frightened of.
It's deep and dark, like the water was,
The day I learned to swim.”

“This thing of darkness I
Acknowledge mine.”

“Press where ye see my white plume shine, amidst the ranks of war,
And be your oriflamme today the helmet of Navarre.”

“By night, Love, tie your heart to mine, and the two
together in their sleep will defeat the darkness”

“I know about people who talk about suffering for the common good. It's never bloody them! When you hear a man shouting "Forward, brave comrades!" you'll see he's the one behind the bloody big rock and the wearing the only really arrow-proof helmet!”