“You can't say anything honest to women, they have minds like the FBI.”

“If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.”

“[He] fell right into the oldest conviction in the world-- that the girl you are in love with can't possibly be anything but true and honest.”

“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.”

“I really do, I like Ted Cruz a lot, I would say that we would certainly have things in mind for Ted, to be honest with you. I mean, he's somebody that I could certainly say that [about] because I like him.”

“To be perfectly honest, it has had its handicaps. The thing is that people judge you by your parents' and people expect me to be just like daddy and mother. Therefore, I can't run across the street or anything.”

“Women are always saying,"We can do anything that men can do." But Men should be saying,"We can do anything that women can do.”

“If you can't say anything nice about anyone else, come sit next to me.”

“I must have women—there is nothing unbends the mind like them.”

“Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.”