“Professional advice in England is confined to legal advice.”

“Avoid taking advice from someone who gives advice for a living, unless there is a penalty for their advice.”

“Shun advice
at any price -
that's what I call
good advice.”

“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

“There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn. You see, advice and lovelorn don't go together. Because advice makes love sound like some sort of cognitive activity, but we know that it isn't. We all know that it's some sort of horrible chemical reaction over which we have absolutely no control. And that's why advice doesn't work.”

“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”

“Please take my advice, please take my advice,
Open up the tired eyes,
Open up the tired eyes.”

“Sometimes economists in official positions give bad advice; sometimes they give very, very bad advice; and sometimes they work at the OECD.”

“Don’t take advice, be an example. ”

“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.”
-Will Grayson (pg. 66)”