“I don't hate fools, I pity them! (I pity the fool)”

“I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.”

“The jibba jabba stops here! (I pity the fool)”

“Life's tough, but I'm tougher! (I pity the fool)”

“I pity the fool, thug, or soul who tries to take over the world.”

“"You've got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good!" "I pity the fool that don't get it." - Mr. T going for Jury Duty.”

“I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.”

“Fools have a way of discovering…that the laws of time travel, like the laws of physics, have no pity and no remorse.”

“Thought the fool is to be pitied, still he is spared watching spurious wisdom turn to ashes in his head.”

“SPEEDWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that speedwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr. T! Snickers, get some nuts!”