“Getting along with women,
Knocking around with men,
Having more credit than money,
Thus one goes through the world.”

“Here’s the pay paradox that Why Men Earn More explains: Men earn more money, therefore men have more power; and men earn more money, therefore men have less power (earning more money as an obligation, not an option). The opposite is true for women: Women earn less money, therefore women have less power; and women earn less money, therefore women have more power”

“Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.”

“When men in relationships have more money, we say they have the power. When women in relationships have more money, we say they are being used.”

“Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.”

“Nowadays, men are acting like women and women like men. Thus, the rise in female presidents in the world.”

“Getting to a higher spiritual level is like increasing your credit score. You get a lot more points for sinning and repenting than if you have no credit history at all.”

“Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries.”

“It was more than fun, and it was more than great… It was historic. What Oprah did by acknowledging those women… they've not only had an impact on women, and African-American women, but on men, and on the world. They really have changed the culture for the better. It's a great inspiration.”

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”