“Yes, it's embarrassing to be born again, but imagine how embarrassing it must have been to be born the first time. At least this time you get to wear clothes!”

“But at first we must necessarily meet with the inconveniences and difficulties and embarrassments incident to all changes of government. These will be felt in our postal affairs and changes in the channel of trade. These inconveniences, it is to be hoped, will be but temporary, and must be borne with patience and forbearance.”

“The time is — time. The place is anywhere.
The voices speak to you across the air
To say that once again a child is born.
A child is born.”

“Do you expect teachers to draw on the blackboard, how to wear a condom? This would be surely embarrassing to our teachers. The curriculum must be changed to suit Indian conditions.”

“Nobody is a born killer. And nobody ever forgets the first time they get laid, nor the first time they spike somebody.”

“I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.”

“How often feelings are circular. How embarrassing to be embarrassed. How annoying to be annoyed.”

“You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.”

“India has been born and reborn scores of times, and it will be reborn again. India is forever, and India is forever being made.”

“How embarrassing to be human.”