“I don't care a straw for your newspaper articles; my constituents don't know how to read, but they can't help seeing them damned pictures.”
On the political cartoons of Thomas Nast in Harper's Weekly, as quoted in "Article IV: An Episode in Municipal Government" by Charles F. Wingate in The North American Review (July 1875), p. 150
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William M. Tweed 2
United States politician 1823–1878Related quotes


No known source in Twain's works.
The earliest known source is a Usenet post from November 2000 https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=israel.francophones/j_b0peHVcJw/YN5cG6Pdk6QJ.
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“People don't actually read newspapers. They step into them every morning like a hot bath.”
Source: 1990s and beyond, The Book of Probes : Marshall McLuhan (2011), p. 184
As quoted in Pompilio, N. (2002). Not So Funny http://www.ajr.org/article_printable.asp?id=2651. American Journalism Review.

“Keep your stupid rules
I don't know how to use it
Keep your bad news
I won't read itǃ”

“Lately, I feel like my life is a book written in a language I don't know how to read.”
Source: The Hero of Ages
Source: Trent's Own Case (1936), Chapter XV: "Eunice Makes a Clean Breast of It"