“"Oh, fair maiden… If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair…visage… Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident."”

— TotalBiscuit

WTF Is…? series, Guise of the Wolf (January 26, 2014)

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