“I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!”

“Coffee isn't my cup of tea.”

“That is my problem with life, I just rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea. When I drink relaxing tea I suck it down like I'm in a contest for who can drink relaxing tea the quickest.”

“Sir, I did not count your glasses of wine, why should you number up my cups of tea?”

“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side…"

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“I love tea. Mmmm. I know I'm getting old because I'm startin' get excited about tea. Just sitting in the loungeroom bored ya no. Somebody goes "You want a cup of tea?" and I go "Oar he hor." Start feeling a little bit depressed when it gets to the bottom, I think to myself I'll just make myself another cup, I can feel happy again.”

“Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?—how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.”

“Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.”

“Do you have any coffee? (Talon)
Ew! No, that stuff will kill you. I have herbal teas, though. (Sunshine)
Herbal teas? That’s mulch, not a beverage. (Talon)”

“I realise that steam engines aren't everyone's cup of tea. But they're what made England great.”