“People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?”

— Neil Simon

New York Times, June 4, 1984.
On receiving an honorary degree from Williams College

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playwright, writer, academic 1927–2018

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