““What happened wasn’t fair!”
“Fair? You mean to claim with a straight face that you buy into that heresy, my boy?””

“Fair means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.”

“Nothing is fair in this world. You might as well get that straight right now”

“Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.”

“Then marry me. For I love you, and I do not believe there is anything so wrong with you. You are fair in my eyes and you lie fair on my heart.”

“I thought I detected in you a sense of fair play. Most dangerous in the Underland, boy.”

“Bad things happen to good people all the time. It sucks. It's not fair but then much of life isn't fair. It's how you live that matters. It's how you deal with the bumps in the road.”

“Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.”

“… you canʹt
always choose how you love a person. Love isnʹt logical or
fair. It just happens.”

“I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.'
'Shut your face.'
'Exactly my point.”