“Fresh out the bank, it's the Birdman Junior, money too long. Teachers, put away your rulers.”

“You know how teachers are. If they get you to take out a book they love too, they're yours for life.”

“My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.”

“Sometimes I think our central bank will keep printing money till we run out of trees.”

“Money doesn’t mean anything to me. I’ve made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy lie and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.”

“If a student always follows the teacher's instructions, how can he accomplish something which the teacher cannot accomplish? Now go away and don't interfere, or I'll put you into the fire!”

“Put your money where your opportunities are, not where they were.”

“[Credit] is an evidence of banking, but it is not the money itself. Money is gold, and nothing else.”

“Don’t be in too much of a rush to be published. There is enormous value in listening and reading and writing—and then putting your words away for weeks or months–and then returning to your work to polish it some more.”

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”