“In most Life Situations, the truth is irrelevant. Once in a great while, however, it’s the only thing you've got.”

“An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.”

“The only thing you've got in this world is what you can sell.”

“A lot of the times with porn, it's instant fame. The only thing I can compare it to is being a child actor. You get it fast, then there's a shelf-life for it. With mainstream films, you've got to go to acting classes, you've really got to hustle, there's so much competition, but with these [porn] guys, if you're good-looking with a great body, you're in like Flynn.”

“My father always used
to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends,
then you've had a great life.”

“One of the things I've learned in my life is that sometimes you've got to take a chance.”

“Fair and balanced is doublespeak for bite-out-chunks-of-truth until only irrelevancy is left, byte-sized, entertaining irrelevancy.”

“A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.”

“You've got to try everything once, except those things you don't like, or that involve a lot of effort and getting up early.”

“You've got to study all the greats. You've got to learn what made them successful and what made them unsuccessful.”