“Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.”

—  Stanley Unwin (comedian)

His version of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"
Rotatey Diskers with Unwin (1960)

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