Source: Water Street (2006), Chapters 21-29, p. 139
“Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.”
His version of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears"
Rotatey Diskers with Unwin (1960)
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“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”

Description of a New World, Called The Blazing World (1666)

My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
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Variant: "I smoke my crack pipe everyday / I have a good time at it / I jack my mother for dope money / I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic" - I Smoke Weed