“If you're so smart, why ain't you rich?”

“If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.”

“You're a smart boy. Or if you're not, you ought to be.”

“Times are you say a person's b'liefs ain't true, they think you're sayin' their lifes ain't true an' their truth ain't true.”

“Working hard doesn’t make you rich, working smart does.”

“You're strong—you're so, so strong. It's why I love you.”

“If John Lennon's so smart then why is he dead?”

“I'm sorry you seem so stung,and I'm sorry you feel you have to hold your tonguewhen you're so pretty and smart<BR”

“You wanna show them that you're really not scared,
You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare,
They'll kick you then they'll beat you then they'll tell you it's fair,
So beat it.”

“I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle,
As I go riding merrily along.
And they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single?"
And that song ain't so very far from wrong.”