“If you tell the truth, you don't have to have a good memory. If you lie, you're always tripping over your own tie.”

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Source: http://www.youtube.com/user/JJMinisodes#p/u/7/hpLSM73I6ZM ("If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" - Mark Twain)

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