“It amazes me that there's been a fuss over me cursing when there's rappers talking about killing people.”

“When we talked, I talked about me, you talked about you, when we should have talked about each other.”

“And what they don't see,
Is what is killing me.
It's blessing and a curse
That love is blind.”

“When I curse Fate, it's not me, but the earth in me.”

“People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.”

“This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”

“The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all.”

“Lincoln -- they used to talk about him almost as bad as they talk about me. So democracy has never been for the faint of heart.”

“Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me quite nervous.”

“You've been avoiding me," he said, talking to the sandwich.

I laughed. He looked over at me. "Sorry. I just realized that you talk to a lot of inanimate objects.”