“The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that, however it finds you, it finds you under very weird circumstances.”

“You have this ability to find beauty in weird places.”

“You want my opinion? We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.”

“It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.”

“You're making me nervous by being so weird.
But your weirdness is what I like about you.”

“Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to "die before you die" --- and find that there is no death.”

“You know you make your own decisions and you live the life you choose
I watch it from the sidelines and it sure gives me the blues
You know you're sure to find me waiting, should you ever come around”

“Maybe love is just about finding the person you can be your weird self with.”

“Whatever makes you weird, is probably your greatest asset.”

“When you're a little weird, you aspire to be normal; when you're very weird, you aspire to be recognised for it.”