“Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”

“I would prefer an intelligent hell to a stupid paradise.”

“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.”

“When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?”

“If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
(a Shin'a'in saying)”

“Hell isn't other people. Hell is yourself.”

“In every unbeliever's heart there is an uneasy feeling that, after all, he may awake after death and find himself immortal. This is his punishment for his unbelief. This is the agnostic's Hell.”

“If what you've done is stupid, but it works.. then it really isn't all that stupid.”

“I will please shut the hell up the day you please drop the hell dead”

“But I don't feel sad about it. Because Mother is dead. And because Mr. Shears isn't around anymore. So I would be feeling sad about something that isn't real and doesn't exist. And that would be stupid.”