“Get back on the bike and tell me where to go."
"I'll tell you where to go," I muttered sourly, and he laughed.”

“I go where the lizards tell me.”

“To me, my approach is the most sensible. You're a comic. Therefore you want to get laughs. How do you get the most laughs in an hour? Tell short jokes. And don't say boom boom at the end. Just let the audience laugh then tell another joke. It's the shortest route to where you want to go.”

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."
"I don't much care where –"
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go.”

“Why should knowledge of where I came from tell me where I am going to?”

“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.”

“Routine is the one thing the can get you killed. It tells the enemy where you're going and when you're going to be there.”

“Tell God not to go away. I'll be back in a minute.”

“people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.”

“I'll tell you what. I've been in combat. I've seen it, I've been close to it… and if my unit is in danger, and I've got a captured guy, and the guy knows where the enemy is, and I'm looking him in the eye, the guy better tell me. That's all I'm gonna tell you. The guy better tell me. If it's life or death, he's going first.”