“Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul.”

“Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor”

“Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.”

“I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.”

“I’m proposing to pay you five thousand dollars to do something you’ll find quite enjoyable.”

“Roaches. If you see one of them, there's fifty thousand more where that came from.”

“By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.”

“The man who receives five thousand dollars a year wants six thousand dollars a year, and the man who owns eight or nine hundred thousand dollars will want a hundred thousand dollars more to make it a million, while the man who has his millions will want everything he can lay his hands on and then raise his voice against the poor devil who wants ten cents more a day.”

“If an employer had to pay a man one dollar for the same work a woman could do for 59 cents, why would anyone hire a man?”

“Now ain't it good to know
That you've got a friend
When People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you, kiss and desert you.
And take your soul if you let them.
Oh, but don't you let them.”