“The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch.”

“This book on simple food is vegetarian, of course. It is the simplest, cleanest, easiest way to eat. I take it for granted that to live on plants and fruits, seeds and nuts is the way for rational, kindly and perceptive people to live.”

“May you live in such a way that your death is just the beginning of your life.”

“The best way to fill time is to waste it.”

“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.”

“The best way to die is when your living”

“The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.”

“The best way to avoid danger is to meet it plump.”

“Fear is the greatest form of oppression.
The best way to rise up in protest is to live your life to
its fullest!”

“But whatever you do, find the God-centered, Christ-exalting, Bible-saturated passion of your life, and find your way to say it and live for it and die for it. And you will make a difference that lasts. You will not waste your life.”