“The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?”

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.”

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.”

“I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.”

“Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.”
“Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?”
“He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.”

“Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.”

“There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."
Ranger”

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger.
"Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked.”

“One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger”

“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”