“A good friend once told me that the problems are like cockroaches. If drawn to light, they'll get scared.”

“I have another friend who gets what I’m really like, and I get her. She scares me. Did you ever see yourself times ten in another person and want to cover your eyes?”

“My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.”

“An old friend once told me, you don't go fill up your car with gas at night and then park it in the garage.”

“A stray fact: insects are not drawn to candle flames, they are drawn to the light on the far side of the flame, they go into the flame and sizzle to nothingness because they're so eager to get to the light on the other side.”

“I need you like - like light. You're light, all right - like a flame to a moth. I told you once that you shouldn't mess with forbidden things - I should have taken my own advice.”

“I do not advocate burning your ship to get rid of the cockroaches.”

“I have a terrible problem with procrastination… a friend told me, "Well, you should go to therapy." And I thought about it, but then I said, "Wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?"”

“Well Im back in your good graces again
Remember when you told me that I was your only friend?”

“So scared of getting older, I'm only good at being young.”