“A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.”

“You can't understand where someone's going unless you understand where they've been.”

“To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.”

“I think that happiness resides somewhere between the extremes of personal, religious, and political. I think happiness resides where we understand someone else's point of view and needs. Happiness resides where we are not lost in the solitary dream.”

“Bob Hope: By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains.”

“Isn't Scientology one of those things where you really like someone and once you hear they're a Scientologist, you're like "I'm out?"”

“Plan F, we follow Plan F, right now.
- Is that the one where we run away?
- Not at all. It's the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat.”

“Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.”

“Good food isn't just about the taste.

It's about where and with whom you eat it.”

“My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.”