“The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.”

“Life is what you do while you're waiting to die.”

“It is a horrible, terrible thing, the worst thing, to watch somebody you love die right in front of you and not be able to do nothing about it.”

“Magazine journalism is worth remembering. They're mostly gone now, but for a long time magazines played a significant role in the life of the country. If you wanted to understand what the rest of the world was like, you read magazines.”

“The most important thing you do in your life is to die.”

“If you truly love film, I think the healthiest thing to do is not read books on the subject. I prefer the glossy film magazines with their big colour photos and gossip columns, or the National Enquirer.”

“I am just a copier, an impostor. I wait, I read magazines. After a while my brains send me a product… I am my brain's publisher.”

“Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.”

“Saints do not die. It is their lot,
To die while on this earth to all that God is not.”

“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”