“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
Jay Leno (1950) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, voice actor and television host
Source: Cross My Heart, Hope to Die
“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
Jay Leno (1950) American comedian, actor, writer, producer, voice actor and television host
“If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884–1980) American writer and prominent socialite
As quoted in TIME (9 December 1966) - photograph of her with a pillow bearing the quotation http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/reviews/2007-12-12-roosevelt_N.htm <br class="br">Variants: <br class="br">If you haven't anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. <br class="br">If you haven't something good to say about someone sit right here by me.
Martin Sheen (1940) American actor
2000s, Progressive magazine interview (2003)
Context: This supposed idyllic society we have is the most confused, warped, addicted society in the history of the world. We are addicted to power, we're addicted to our own image of ourselves, to violence, divorce, abortion, and sex. Any whim of the human character is deeded in us 100-fold. We're number one in child abuse, pornography, divorce, all of these categories; that's how we get paid back. You can't project something on someone else that is damaging that person and not become that yourself, it seems to me.
Garth Nix (1963) Australian fantasy writer
Source: The Keys to the Kingdom series, Lady Friday (2007), p. 46.
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
Doin' It Again, Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics (1990)
Cory Doctorow (1971) Canadian-British blogger, journalist, and science fiction author
"Digital Distribution and the Whip Hand: Don't Get iTunesed with your eBooks", O'Reilly (11 February 2009) http://blip.tv/file/1996369/
“Someone or something was in this room, something or someone with the power to make people forget.”
Larry Niven (1938) American writer
Source: A Gift From Earth (1968), Ch. 11 : Interview with the Head
Context: Someone or something was in this room, something or someone with the power to make people forget. … He was reaching for the stunner on his desk when something caught his eye. It was the dossier for Matthew Keller, senior. A crude drawing defaced its yellow cover.
Two open arcs, joined, in black ink. Three small closed loops beneath.
The bleeding heart. It certainly hadn't been there before.
Jesus Pietro opened the folder. He could smell his own fear, and feel it, in the cool perspiration that soaked his shirt. As if he'd been afraid for hours.
Joel Spolsky (1965) American blogger
"How Hard Could It Be? Inspired Misfires, Personal Development Article" http://www.inc.com/magazine/20080201/how-hard-could-it-be-inspired-misfires_pagen_2.html