
“Anyway… she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse”
Source: The Blood of Olympus
Source: The Long Goodbye
“Anyway… she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse”
Source: The Blood of Olympus
“If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like, "Are you a unicorn?"”
From Her Tours and CDs, I'm The One That I Want Tour
At a campaign rally in Raleigh, North Carolina (July 5, 2016)
2010s, 2016, July
“That’s me, that old guy, that old drunk guy! Who claimed he was my dad? Like, me from the future?”
“One future, not the future. There isn’t any the future.”
Source: Three Days to Never (2006), Chapter 22 (p. 313)
“The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.”
Source: Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
Beckett, Andy. "Arts: A Strange Case" http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19951112/ai_n14017521/pg_5?tag=artBody;col1, The Independent, 12 November 1995
Talking about when he worked as a builder after college
Posthumous Life, i
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part XXIV - The Life of the World to Come