“You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!”

“Let me love you, but don't love me back. Do love me and let me hate you for a while. Let me feel like I have some control, because I know I never do.”

“You know I don't love any one but you. You shouldn't mind because some one else loved me.”

“Be, as you have been, my happiness;
Let me sleep beside you, each night, like a spoon.”

“You cannot get rid of me because I am and always will be a socialist. You hate me because you still love me.”

“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”

“A lot of people don't have much food on their table
But they got a lot of forks and knives
And they gotta cut something”

“Do you have some love for me?”

“Tell me some true things about fighting.'
'Tell me you love me.”

“I knew then that Jocelyn would never come back to me, because of you. You are the only thing in the world she ever loved more than she loved me. And because of that she hates me. And because of that, I hate the sight of you”