“Sex is like a drink, it's bad to start brooding about it too early in the day.”

“Lately you are brooding too much about rights. Give up this dangerous habit.”

“There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.”

“Reading the newspaper or watching the news in the morning. I don’t like starting my day on a bad note.”

“I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.”

“Green Day is like sex. When we good we're really good! When we're bad… we're still pretty damn good!”

“Sex is wonderful, but it's like champagne. If you're forced to have four glasses at every meal you start to fantasize about a glass of water.”

“As long as society tells men to be the salespersons of sex, it is sexist for society to put only men in jail if they sell well. We don’t put other salespersons in jail for buying clients drinks and successfully transforming a “no” into a “maybe” into a “yes.” If the client makes a choice to drink too much and the “yes” turns out to be a bad decision, it is the client who gets fired, not the salesperson.”

“… too much brooding, not enough doing.”

“When I started worrying about stocks, it was the late 1930s and early 1940s and it didn't seem like a good way to make money then, either.”