“A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Quoting a schoolchild in "English as She Is Taught"
Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2005), p. 71
“A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Quoting a schoolchild in "English as She Is Taught"
Christopher Moore (1957) American writer of comic fantasy
Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Dick Gregory (1932–2017) American comedian, social activist, social critic, writer, and entrepreneur
“Little Alice fell
d
o
w
n
the hOle,
bumped her head
and bruised her soul”
Lewis Carroll book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Source: Alice in Wonderland
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian
"Forbes" - Vol. 166, Page 156, de Bertie Charles Forbes - Forbes Inc., 2000
“I saw and understood that every Shewing is full of secret things.”
Julian of Norwich (1342–1416) English theologian and anchoress
Summations, Chapter 51
Context: I saw and understood that every Shewing is full of secret things.
And therefore me behoveth now to tell three properties in which I am somewhat eased. The first is the beginning of teaching that I understood therein, in the same time; the second is the inward teaching that I have understood therein afterward; the third, all the whole Revelation from the beginning to the end (that is to say of this Book) which our Lord God of His goodness bringeth oftentimes freely to the sight of mine understanding. And these three are so oned, as to my understanding, that I cannot, nor may, dispart them. And by these three, as one, I have teaching whereby I ought to believe and trust in our Lord God, that of the same goodness of which He shewed it, and for the same end, right so, of the same goodness and for the same end He shall declare it to us when it is His will.
“The secret of happiness is freedom and the secret of freedom is courage.”
Thucydides History of the Peloponnesian War
Book II, 2.43
History of the Peloponnesian War, Book II
George Peele (1556–1596) English translator and poet
"The Hunting of Cupid" (1591).